I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
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Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
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Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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