I bet he comes in French.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
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True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
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I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
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