Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
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Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
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You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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