After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
I need to stop being so honest when I'm drunk. I got proposed to by a stranger again last night. It's not my fault that I would be perfectly ok making sandwiches and giving blow jobs for the rest of my life.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
