I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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