what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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