I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
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thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
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Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
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