When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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