She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
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