I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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