what if I'm pregnant?
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We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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