I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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