Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
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Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
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My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
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