dude i'm inner monologue high
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
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My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
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You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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