Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
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Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
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high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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