Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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