I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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