If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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