Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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