Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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