My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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