wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
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He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
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I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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