I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
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So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
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The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
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