Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
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I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
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So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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