And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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