Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
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Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
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What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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