I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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