the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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