ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
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Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
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Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
this hospital has no fireball
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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