So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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