i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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