New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
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Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
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No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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