KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
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im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
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His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
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