sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.