i don't like sucking hair
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
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We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
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The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
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