i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
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It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
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I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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