Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
We don't watch enough power rangers
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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