Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
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Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
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I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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