no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
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I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
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I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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