:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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