No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
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The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
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I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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