dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
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...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
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I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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