Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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