I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
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