Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
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We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
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what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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