For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
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My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
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So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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