he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
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