Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
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