loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
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if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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