If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
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I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
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Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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