Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
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Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
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I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
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