Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
