i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Randomize
