We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
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