i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
There are leaves in my underwear?
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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